My alarm clock has fur. Every morning at six A.M. a black monster comes and starts to make sounds that wake me up. If I try to ignore all the commotion I get a bite on the nose or lip.
Sometimes I try to cover my head so I can get a few minutes of sleep but this black, furry, monster starts to claw through the blankets. She has even clawed my new bed spread one morning when I attempted to hide under it.